as G. Gordon Liddy
as Betsy Jobs
as President Richard M. 'Dick' Nixon
as Arlene Lorenzo
as Bob Haldeman
as John Dean
as Rose Mary Woods
as Carl Bernstein
as Chip
as Larry Jobs
as Mrs. Spinnler
as First G-Man
as Burglar 1
as Burglar 2
as Fat Freddy
as White House Secretary
as Student 1
as White House Guard
as Agent Daniels
as Mr. Samovar
as Shredder Man