Hey, Happy!

DJ Sabu (Yuen) is on a mythic quest to have sex with two thousand boys. For his final conquest, he sets his sights on Happy (Aftanis), a paranoid UFO-ologist. However, Spanky (Godson), an evil hairdresser and self-proclaimed "biggest bitch in the world", is trying to foil Sabu's mission by taking Happy for himself.